Showing posts with label Rockies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rockies. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Linkage...


Well....

It's been nearly a month since we posted anything new on this blog, and I can't really think of a good excuse for it outside of just being lazy. But this morning the immortal words of Morgan Freeman entered my head and told me "to get busy bloggin', or get busy dyin'", and with the sultry baritone of MF ringing in my ears I realized what I had to do.....

A link dump.

Sure it's a cop out, but it will have to do for now... along with a promise of much more content from now on.

- If you haven't already checked it out, it looks like outstanding blog www.firegeorgekarl.com isn't only picking up steam, it may actually succeed thanks to Karl's idiot lawyer.

- With the Rockies defying my predictions and actually signing most of the guys from last year's team, I may have to start caring about baseball again.

- Javon Walker is now a Raider. Nice move Javon, just ask Randy Moss, Jerry Porter, and every single other Oakland WR of the past 5 years how much fun that is. It's probably a lot better than playing next to Brandon Marshall though.

Although, I guess if he found someone dumb enough to pay him $55 million over 6 years, it doesn't really matter what team he's playing for. Way to go Al Davis!!

- Looks like the Birdman is ready to fly again. And this time it won't be in the Highlands Ranch Rec League.

- Champ's little bro a Bronco? I'm all for it. In fact, I'd like to populate the entire defense with members of Bailey's family.

- Finally, Forty Duece sent me this earlier today. A bizarre and hilarious short movie made by E's hot girlfriend in Entourage.... which is just 3 minutes of Baron Davis roller-skating to New Edition in short shorts and a tank top.




Update - The "making of" the Baron Davis video can be seen here... (Thanks JP)

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Why we'll win....

After my rant last night about the ticket process, I have now settled down a bit and am getting excited for the series to start. We all need to do this. The thing with the tickets sucked, but now we're over it. Let's remember that we are now in the World Series and get behind our boys. So, with pretty much the entire world picking the Red Sox in the series, here are some reasons why the Rox will win:


- We won the season series.

I know, I know. The World Series is a different beast. We have to face Josh Beckett at least twice. The Red Sox are more amazing than the invention of beer, the destruction of the Nazi's, and Jenna Jameson combined. Whatever. We still won the series during the season. Scoreboard Sox fans. We also shelled Beckett for his first loss of the year. The bottom line is that we won the series 2-1, in Boston, with the last two games won by a combined score of 19-3. I don't think we'll be intimidated by them.

- No DH in Colorado.

During games in Colorado, Red Sox pitchers will have to hit. Something they don't regularly do. But the more important issue is that the Red Sox DH, Big Papi, won't be able to hit unless he plays in the field. This means they will most likely move him to first base, which means the Sox will have to bench Kevin Youkilils. All he's done is hit .425 in the playoffs with 4 bombs and 9 RBI. Or they could move him to another position, which means they have to bench someone else, or move them to another position. Any way you look at it the Red Sox will have to completely change their defensive lineup when they come to Colorado.

- No Tim Wakefield.

I know he's not the top guy in their rotation, but he was the only pitcher the Rox had trouble with in the series in Boston. In the NL West the Rox have seen plenty of great pitching. Most have been in the form of big, tall, intimidating fellas who throw nasty stuff. We've faced guys like Brandon Webb, Jake Peavy, Chris Young, Brad Penny... even David Wells and Greg Maddux. We know how to hit the big guys who throw hard. What we don't know how to do is hit the knuckle ball. Luckily, now we don't have to worry about it.

- Because Red Sox fans need something new to bitch about.

Ever since the Red Sox won the Series in '04 they have lost their identity. They used to be the loveable losers, the team that just couldn't catch a break. They would always come close and then some sort of great injustice, some rare sporting catastrophe that has never happened to another team before (like a ground ball going between a guys legs to tie the score, they still could have won that game later) would happen to them and they would fall short. Now that they've won one, they are just a bunch of self entitled douchebags. Seriously, how many DVD's, ESPN columns, books, magazine covers, etc. do you need to celebrate one win? Someone wins the Series every single season. Other teams have waited longer for a Series win. But somehow their wait was longer, their win sweeter, blah blah blah. No one outside of New England cared.

But now you're the Yankees. You're the team that tries to buy a championship every year. You're the favorite every year. You're the fans that everyone else in the country hates. And it bugs the shit out of you. You long to be the loveable losers again. So you need this Series loss. You need it to happen in some strange way so you can start the string of compaints again. "The Rockies shouldn't be in the playoffs", you'll say, "Holliday didn't even touch home plate!". If the Padres hadn't choked to end the season we wouldn't have had to play the Rockies! Plus they got eight days of rest before the series!" You'll complaign. And secretly, down somewhere deep inside you yourself, you'll be happy again. Happily miserable.

So here's one fella who's picking the Rockies to win. Besides, they've won 21 out of 22. If this were any other team would anyone pick against them? But since we're just the Rockies the streak can't continue against the mighty Red Sox. Can it?

Why not?

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Death of Our Mojo

There's nothing quite like pissing off your entire fan base on the eve of your first ever World Series.

What the hell is wrong with our organization?

There are so many things wrong with the attempts to sell World Series tickets, I don't even know where to begin. But I'll try....

Why do I, as a Rockies fan who lives roughly 15 miles from Coors Field, have the same opportunity to buy tickets as a Boston Red Sox fan.... or someone living in Duluth, Minnesota.... or someone in South Africa, or the Middle East, or anywhere else you can get a fucking internet connection?

Why wouldn't you have a lottery system that favors locals? Or sell half the tickets on-line, and half at the ticket office? Anything that would give YOUR OWN FAN BASE a leg up on the opposing fans and ticket brokers worldwide? I can't wait for Matt Hawpe to ground out with the bases loaded during game 4 at Coors Field and hear the crowd erupt in applause, since the stadium will be 1/3rd filled with Red Sox douchebags.

The only logical reason I can think of is that our ownership doesn't really care about the fanbase as much as the duckets they saw they could make from online marketing. We all know they claimed it was "to improve your ticket-buying experience and to make it as pleasant as possible" since we all stared at that same screen for hours watching the clock tick down. But God knows that wasn't true. My ticket buying experience was neither improved, nor as pleasant as possible. In fact, I don't remember another ticket buying experience being more unpleasant. It kind of felt like waiting in line to get tickets, only you get kicked in the testicles every two minutes, kicked out of line, and then you have to head back to the end of an 8 million person line only to get kicked in the junk again two minutes later.

The real reason they sent us all online is because of all the money they stood to make from their banner ads while we all waited. With 8.5 million people on their site simultaneously, every time a person clicked on one of those Qwest banners advertising broadband, or "gas friendly to gas free" Chevys, the Colorado Rockies earned $.50-$1.00 per click. So if you figure one out of every ten people got bored enough while waiting to click on a banner, we're talking about 850,000 clicks which would turn into $425,000-$800,000 in revenue for the Rox. Shit, we just paid for Troy Tulowitski and Manny Corpas' salaries! In only two hours!

Meanwhile, your fans who have supported you for the last 15 years (the last 12 being extremely shitty ones) can't get a ticket at face value, and now they have to go on eBay to pay a grand a pop for tickets from some kid in Norway who was able to get 4 tickets for game 3 on Saturday night!

So either our beloved Rockies owners are money loving pricks who don't care about their own fanbase, or they are retardedly stupid. Neither one makes me feel very good about the franchise.

The thing that really pisses me off about this whole experience is that it has put a huge shit cloud over this amazing run we've seen over the last month. All the good feelings, the good mojo, seem to have taken a major hit over the past two days as all of us Rockies fans spent 3+ hours per day getting kicked out of the website while trying to buy tickets.

Now, here we are less than 24 hours from the opening pitch of the first World Series in Rockies franchise history, and in place of all the excitement we were feeling a couple of days ago, now we're pissed off at the team after the ticket fiasco.

I guess we could blame ourselves also. I mean, it was our fault that we "maliciously attacked" the Rox servers. The nerve of us! Wanting to watch our team compete in the World Series! For SHAME Rockies fans for SHAME!!

Well, now it's all over. And now we have a few days to re-mortgage our homes so we can get a pair of tickets to watch our boys put a hurting on the Red Sox.

I think I'll be watching from home.

For those of you out there who feel a sense of loss at not seeing the below message on your screen right now, here it is one last time:

World Series tickets for Game 3, Game 4 and Game 5 at Coors Field are sold out.

Please wait for the server to become available. The site is experiencing heavy loads at this time.

To improve your ticket-buying experience and to make it as pleasant as possible, this site permits entry to a limited number of patrons at a time.

This page will refresh when the countdown timer below reaches zero. When this happens, the system will automatically try to access the site again.

Do not refresh this page or you will be dropped to the end of the line. Thank you for your patience.


Fuck off Monforts.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Team USA's Colorado Connection

I turned 30 last week. And due to the momentous occasion, I have been either extraordinarily intoxicated, or fighting for my life while recovering from the previously mentioned level of intoxication. I was pretty much like Def Leppard in the 80's... only without the mullets, topless girls backstage, and one-armed drummer. Either way, I wasn't in any shape to be posting any new material on the blog.

On top of that I got a new dog. So now I'm fighting off hangovers while chasing a puppy to keep it from shitting and pissing on my carpets. Oh yeah, and I've had to take it to the vet twice already to get an IV stuck in it's arm....

Needless to say I've been pre-occupied.

But that doesn't mean I haven't been keeping up with the happenings of CO sports. It just so happens that not a lot of exciting news has actually come up during my drunken new puppy getting week. Let's have a look:

- The Rockies are still .500. Granted, Matt Holliday has been pretty fun to watch, but I still am hanging out off to the side of the bandwagon, watching the other Rockies fans jumping on and off that sumbitch. Know what the Rox Bandwagon reminds me of right now? It's like an ex-girlfriend that later becomes a booty call. Sometimes you want to end it for good.... sometimes you want to get back into a relationship... but either way, every time you get drunk you wake up in her bed, then try to sneak off before she wakes up. Not that you would do that kind of thing with the Rockies though....

- The first NFL pre-season game is on August 5th (that's a mere six days to me and you) and the first Broncos game is Monday, August 13th televised nationwide on the great big ESPN network. Home of such popular sports dramas as "The Bronx is Burning" and hip new Sportscenter segments like "Who's More Now". It will be nice to have some actual sports back on the network. It's just a matter of time until ESPN has followed MTV's lead, and the entire day of TV will be filled with reality TV shows where you can occasionally see some sports on a TV in the background of a dating show featuring four former athletes who are gay and trying not to get "nexted".

- In the midst of a hungover afternoon last week I did happen to catch the inter squad scrimmage between Team USA basketball. It was probably the best basketball game I have seen in a very long time, and I am being completely serious when I say that. It was like an All-Star game, only if the guys actually played hard.

The Colorado connection played well with Carmelo finishing with a game high 28 points and Chauncey Billups playing a great game at the point. Both of them should make the final roster. Carmelo has proven that he excels in international competition and Chauncey is an ideal PG for international play. He's a great shooter, makes great decisions, plays D, and knows how to run a team.

If I were in charge of picking the final 12 man roster for the Tournament of Americas at the end of August it would be this squad:

PG -
Chauncey Billups
Jason Kidd
Kurt Heinrich

SG -
Kobe Bryant
Michael Redd
Mike Miller

SF -
Carmelo Anthony
Kevin Durant

PF/C -
Amare Stoudamire
Chris Bosh
Dwight Howard
Tyson Chandler

That's right. No Lebron.

Look, I'm not a Lebron hater, but his game could not be more unfit for international play. International play emphasizes skill, shooting and ball movement. Lebron is obviously skilled, but he has been built and molded to excel in the NBA. NBA style of play is about athleticism, strength, size and quickness. Lebron has all of those in bunches. But international teams can use different defensive schemes to take away from Lebrons biggest strengths (size and speed) and completely expose his biggest weakness (shooting). Lebron can become a liability in the international game because of the fact that he is not a good shooter at all, but thinks that he is. Which means he will end up shooting and missing wide open jumper after wide open jumper against a team like Argentina, and we'll end up losing and getting the bronze again.

I'm absolutely positive that Lebron will be on the team come end of August, and the team will be worse off because of it.

The fellas from Colorado should excel though. Carmelo proved last summer that he can dominate the international scene. Chauncey's aforementioned talents make him a great fit in the international game. In fact, I think my twelve man roster would cake walk to the title, and here's why.

To win in the international game you have to be able to shoot well. With Michael Redd, Mike Miller, Kobe, Kevin Durant, Chauncey, and Kurt Heinrich on the squad, you are virtually guaranteed to have at least a couple guys shooting the ball well in each game. This means that other teams won't be able to just pack in a zone against us and watch us shoot ourselves out of games like in the past.

Second, you need great PG play. You need someone who can keep the team together during negative runs, distribute the ball well, run the offense, and hit big shots when needed. Enter Mr. Bigshot Chauncey and J-Kidd. Hell, if Sarunas Jasikevicius and Carlos Arroyo can dominate international ball, then Chauncey and J-Kidd sure as shit ought to be able to do it too. I mean, all Jasikevicius does anymore is awkwardly scream and pump his fists after another Stephen Jackson or Baron Davis 3 pointer.... and in international play he is a superstar. I think Chauncey, Kidd, and Heinrich can do a little better. Kobe can also run the point if you want to go with a big lineup of say.... Kobe, Melo, Durant, Bosh, and Stoudemire.

Third, we've got Kobe. As much as you either love or hate Kobe, I can guarantee you that you want him on your team if you are in a close game and need a big shot. No one currently playing in the world is a more clutch performer than Kobe Bryant. And if he's in foul trouble, or hurt, or in an unforeseen trial... we've still got Melo and Chauncey to hit the big shots.

But like I said, we are going to put Lebron on the team and play him a lot... and we will struggle again. I still think we can win, but it sure would be a lot easier without Lebron. Bet you didn't think you'd hear that did you?

Friday, July 13, 2007

Rockies First Half Review

Hi Friends -

It's been awhile since we've discussed our dear ol' loveable baseball team in this space, so I figured a first half review was in order. Technically, they've played 88 games, but who's counting?

18-27 start. Same old Rockies. Brainz is considering adopting a new favorite team. Lost 2 of 3 to the Royals at home. 20-7. Hottest team in all of baseball. 5-1 against the Red Sox and Yankees, the only baseball teams that matter to ESPN. 1-9. Renewed as laughing stock both locally and nationally. Nobody really believed they were good, did they? 7 straight home wins, swept the Mets and took 2 of 3 from the Phils.

It's like the stock market since 1997. Quite a ride, but at the end of the day, we're in the same spot we were when we started. We went from 0-0 to 44-44 with a lot of craziness in between. I'll bet no other fan base got that kind of emotional roller coaster.

The local talk radio started to jump on board, then all insisted they never believed that anything will ever happen with the miserable Bums of Blake Street. Now, they insist that nobody even wants to talk about the team. I can't blame them. Baseball fans are a finicky bunch, and we only like to talk about baseball with people with a half a brain on the subject. Forgive us.

So, dear reader, what do we need to worry about considering the afore mentioned first half of the season and what should we expect in the second half of the season?

First, some general thoughts.

I think you would expect the Rox to keep this race close, within 3 to 6 games out of first, for awhile. This first 10-game roady out of the gate will be a biggin'. If they can split these 10 against Milwaukee, Pittsburgh, and Washington, I'll feel much better. Another 1-9 and you can probably stick a fork in us.

If, and it is a relatively big if, they fall out of contention quickly, I think the Rox will start to deal away some players. They will certainly not be buyers, local talk shows be damned.

Garrett Atkins has made himself a tradeable commodity again, and Ian Stewart is ready at 3B. Clint Barmes can probably handle 2B next year, and as much as I love Kaz Matsui, they'll probably look to trade him to a playoff contender because they know they can't afford him next season. Ditto, Brian Fuentes. I imagine he could reclaim the closer role, but I assume the Rockies know that Manny Corpas is their closer for 2008.

I would expect at least one of those players to be gone by July 31st if the Rox hit the skids early in the second half.

Fear not, however, dear reader. All of these moves are necessary and not a by product of bad ownership.

Regardless, I don't see this scenario happening. I still expect the Rockies to have a very nice second half, finish the year with between 84-86 wins, and finish 5 games out of the playoff picture with the wildcard definitely coming from the NL West.

It is all positive momentum and we're proabably one good off-season away from playing in October.

On to my first half review.

Hitting/Hitters:

The offense, just like the team, had an erratic first half. Generally speaking, the Rox couldn't score to save their ass at the beginning of the season, then they couldn't stop hitting headed into the all-star break. The funny thing, though, is there was little correlation to how they performed on the field and their hitting. The 20-7 mark was predicated on dominating pitching and for part of the run, the Rox still couldn't get runs home. Then we went 1-9 on that road trip and scored tons of runs. Go figure.

Pitching/Defense:

The defense has been stellar all year. The additions of Kaz for a full season, Tulo, and Willy T. up the middle has solidified a marginal defensive club from last year. Along with improvements at the corners, specifically Holliday, the Rockies had the best defensive team in baseball for much of the first half.

Swimming in the pitching happy NL West can be a difficult thing, and the Rockies obviously, just like everyone else, need to rely on their pitching to be a contender. Aaron Cook could give this team a huge boost if he just was is normal self. I also expect a hugely improved Jason Hirsh in the second half. The Rockies, as a staff, just don't overpower enough people. They were last in the MLB for K/9 innings, one of the best stats for rating the overall dominance of a pitching staff. An improved Ubaldo Jimenez and a healthy dose of Taylor Buchholz added to the rotation could cure some of those ills.

First-half MVP: Matt Holliday (surprise)

Matty hit .341/.392/.573 as he solidified himself as a true Super Star in the MLB. It is going to be intersting to see what the Monforts do with such a marketable commodity. Holliday could own this town and the region (being from Oklahoma) if it was handled right and giving him $15 million+ a year would still be a bargain.

He's on pace for 56 doubles and around 30 homers, with close to 130 RBI. His defense is improved, if nothing more than cosmetically. At least he looks better in LF now as opposed to a Dante Bichette clone. According to Baseball Prospectus, he was the 7th most valuable player in the NL for the first half, and only Barry Bonds was better amongst outfielders.

First-half Goat: Brian Fuentes

I don't expect to see the same Brian Fuentes ever again. His K/IP is down this year (to 7.41 vs. a 10.0 mark for his career) and he is more vulnerable then I can ever remember. That said, he'll be a productive reliever for the next 36 years because he's left handed. He won't be with us next season, and I wish him well.

First-half Surprise: Troy Tulowitzki

Tulo is the best SS in the 15 year history of the Rockies. And he's only 22 with 82 games under his belt.

It is no secret at Colorado Homers that I have a certifiable man-crush on Tulo. Tulo will win gold gloves, have a 30-30 season, negotiate a treaty in the middle east, and solve world hunger before moving on to a career in the front office for the Rockies and eventually owning the team. Then he'll be elected Governor of Colorado. That's what I think.

Tulo hit .286/.358/.432 with 32 walks in 315 ABs. That's the kind of line you like to see from a youngster that plays world-class defense at the most important position on the field. He's on pace for 25 doubles and 17 homers, but the power just came around, so I expect bigger counting numbers than those projections. Sadly, the rest of the baseball world will eventually vote for Hunter Pence as NL Rookie of the Year. But not everybody is as visionary as us.

Favorite First-half Stat: Willy Taveras

Willy is fast as flame, we all know that. But did you know that Willy was 27 of 36 (.750 success rate!) on attempted bunts for hits? That is astronomical! Basically, Willy could win a batting title by bunting every time he came to the plate, and I'm damn close to ordering that Clint Hurdle do just that. Sure, hitting .325 is nice, but a leadoff hitter that hits .750 wouldn't be better?

First-half Cy Young for just the Rockies: Jeff Francis

Again, no surprise. Jeffrey was dominant and pitched better in big games (see Yankees game in which he struck out nine). The lanky British Colombian is a stud and will be the anchor of our rotation for the next four years. We just need someone else to step up in the second half.

That's all for now, folks. Enjoy the second half of the season. And remember, your good friend Brainz stands to make some money if we win more than 81 games, so let's get pumped!

Or let's just pay attention for awhile. That's not asking too much, right?

Peace.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Still the Greatest. Some things never change


The greatest football player who ever lived.... scratch that.

The greatest athlete in the history of mankind..... scratch that one too.

The greatest collection of DNA that the human race has ever produced, is once again a champion. That fits.

Ol' #7 has done it again. John Elway wins yet another championship. Was there ever any doubt?

That's right, yesterday Elway took on a formidable cast of foes (a list including retired Steelers coach Bill Cowher, video game entrepreneur / skateboarder Tony Hawk, singer Jewel, a rodeo guy, and a wrestler) and took them all down, winning by over 3 seconds. Elway averaged 149 mph during the race, didn't hit anything on the track, or any other cars, and he didn't stall the car once. These all seemed to be issues for the other drivers, but not for Elway who handled that car like he handled many a Broncos last minute drive, in total control.

I think Kenny Mayne summed it up best when he said:

"Millions of years from now, when the sun no longer exists and cars can fly, the poets will write, 'John Elway is the greatest celebrity car driver ever.' He is the champion. Congratulations."

Well said Mr. Mayne.

As if we needed anymore proof that John Elway is the greatest human ever, now we can add "Celebrity Car Racing Champ" to his list of feats.

-- This brings me to my next Elway related issue today. A reader of ours named Matt Allinson sent in an email that needs to be posted, as it is one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard. Here's what Matt said:

And a good day to you. I come to you because I have no one else to turn
to (that I know of). I'll make it brief, because I know you are busy
men with deadlines to meet and snacks to eat. July 7th (aka 07-07-07)
is sneaking up on us quickly and beyond being one of the most popular
days of all time to get married, the date also seems to lend itself,
rather seamlessly, to a tribute to our beloved John Albert Elway. He
was the number seven to beat all number sevens - at least in this
fellow's opinion. I'm not suggesting an organized rally or fawning
columns in the paper or Reggie Rivers fucking up an interview with him;
I'm merely asking the Denver Metropolitan area, the Rocky Mountain
Region and the Nation as a whole to take a moment and appreciate what
the man with the golden arm and the imposing teeth did for football. If
you have a jersey, throw it on (and I may pay a pretty penny to see
someone wearing one at a wedding). If you have a copy of Super Bowl
XXXII or XXXIII, insert it into the VCR (DVD player?) and enjoy. If you
live in Denver, go to his restaurant. If nothing else, Google him.
There's really no better day to honor The Comeback Kid and anytime you
can remind people to do so leading up to the 7th would be great. If
not, I understand. But not really.

I'll be contacting the mayor's office to see if we can't get the day
renamed in His honor, even though we've probably had about a dozen John
Elway days by now.


First off Matt, I'm glad that we are someone that you feel you can turn to in a time of need such as this. If we Homers can't help each other out, than what good is this crazy world we live in?

Second, this is an incredible idea that needs to happen. Rest assured we will do our part to have 07/07/07 officially recognized as John Elway Day, a nationally recognized holiday where we will all have the day off work, we will all wear our Elway jerseys and other paraphernalia, and we will all gather in Washington Park and re-enact The Drive, The Dive, and various other great moments in Elway's unmatched career. We'll sing the "I Love Elway" Song. We'll probably be very drunk.

To all of our other readers, it's time join in the revolution. Make 07/07/07 John Elway day, call in sick to work, call your congressman, email AM950, the Denver Post, Rocky Mountain News, Mayor Hickenlooper, Governor Ritter, Sammy Winder, anyone you can think of. Send this link on to all of your friends and let's get some momentum going for this thing. Matt has planted the seed, now it is up to us to make this baby grow! Thank you for your vision Matt!

Also, any bar / club owners that may read our blog, if you create some sort of celebration for Elway Day, count me in.


In other sports news:

- The Bandwagon loses some weight as the Rox get swept by the Blue Jays. I hope I didn't jinx them with that whole "best team in the AL East" thing last week. Although, at the time it was true. It's a tricky thing, playing in Canada. I mean, I still haven't worked out the exchange rate exactly, but I think that once you do the math that we actually won the first two games. So technically I was right.

Plus, a lot of teams have been nearly no-hit by Dustin McGowan.... wait, what do you mean they haven't? Have you seen the size of those mutton chops? He's got a 5.85 lifetime ERA people!

We've got Jeff Francis going against the Cubs today, so hopefully this little losing streak will end before it gets out of hand.

- Attention Nuggets fans, with no picks in Thursday's NBA draft, make sure you head out and purchase one of these draft day Nuggets hats! No one else will be wearing it that day, and you and your friends can pretend to get signed to a free agent contract or something.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Is JT on the bandwagon yet?

After yesterday's posting on the Rockies being the best team in the AL East, several people have asked me if I'm on the Rockies bandwagon now.

My answer?

I'm interested..... but.... cue the dramatic music.... no.

They're having a good run, and it has been fun to watch, but I just don't quite believe yet. Sorry Brainz.

Let me explain.

I officially jumped ship a couple years ago after it became clear that we were going to abandon the "Blake Street Bomber" theory of baseball, put our balls in a humidor, and try to make the games more boring. We may have always been average in the past, but we were always fun to watch. Plus, they have frequently been just good enought to make you say, "they'll be better next year" only they don't make any moves, don't re-sign their best free-agents, and end up starting over the next season.

This is why I can't get on board with the Rox. We draft well, develop talent, get them to the bigs and watch them get better and better. Then, when it's time to pay up to keep them, ownership refuses and they end up on the Yankees or something. We are like a AAAA team. We just develop talent for the rest of the league.

So no matter how much I love watching Matt Holiday, Troy Tulowitzki, Jeff Francis, Brad Hawpe, Garrett Atkins and the rest of the boys play, I can't get through the fact that they will probably be wearing another teams colors in the next couple of years. It would be one thing if I knew these guys would all be on the squad for the next 5-7 years, but knowing our ownership, they probably won't.

I don't want to get attached too deeply, only to be let down again. I got tired of being like that girl who keeps letting her boyfriend come over every time he's wasted, only to have him break up with her again the next morning when she thinks they're back together.... you know what? That whole analogy made more sense in my head.

So until upper management can prove to me that they are willing to spend some money to keep a core team together, I'm not willing to completely attach myself to them. I'll cheer them on, because they'll always be my favorite baseball team, but I'll never completely believe until ownership shows me they're committed to winning, and they try to make some moves.

Look at the other teams in town. The Broncos spend money and sometimes fail (Brian Griese), the Nuggets spend money and sometimes fail (Kenyon Martin, Tariq Abdul Wahad), and the Avalanche used to spend money before the new salary cap completely befuddled Pierre Lacroix. But they were all out there spending money, trying to get better and win championships.

You know that Stan Kroenke wants to win. You know that Pat Bowlen wants to win. But what about the Montforts? The Rox tried and failed a couple of times several seasons ago and decided to give up on it all, and go the cheap and average rout. That's why I can't jump on the bandwagon yet, because I don't believe that ownership is on the bandwagon. So why would I be?

But that doesn't mean I don't root for them, they're still my favorite team and I want them to do well. I mean, I still like them. But just not in that way anymore. They've let me down too many times... We're just friends now.

You Know It's Amazing!...4

Yeah! So, I'm back from Maui and peelin' like a mofo bro! That sweatproof, waterproof sunscreen --- don't believe the hype. Reapplication, I'm thinkin' that's the key.

Having never surfed in my life I gave it a shot in Kihei. I wouldn't say conditions were ideal, but it is shallow and there are some waves for beginners. It took just under 2 hours. The best part was standing up on the board and actually surfing a little bit. The worst part was all of the rocks that were under the shallow water.

Honestly how good of an idea is this?
Slushy Gutter comes through w/ a nice hip/hop beer mix. I've gotta question the Miller Chill beer call though. I tried that stuff, and it sorta tastes like somebody dumped a warm margarita (w/ salt) into a cerveza. In fact, I'm actually kind of happy somebody busted into my garage and stole the other 9 from me. Serves them right, they can keep that schwetty balls beer. However, I do have an issue w/ them taking my dozen Pacificos. Payback is hell, and they better hope I don't catch 'em slippin'. Stealin' another man's beer is a serious, serious deal. Though I'm sure there are high schoolers and young college students out there that have to resort to that sort of thing to get a beer these days.

What Rockies Bandwagon? I'm w/ JT and the majority of the fans here in Denver. I have yet to jump on the bandwagon since the Rockies brought the MLB to Denver. In case you hadn't noticed there aren't a whole lot of native Coloradans. Everybody here is from somewhere else, so it is completely normal for them to move here w/ other loyalties to older and more established teams. Yankees, Red Sox, Cubs, Tigers, Dodgers, and it goes on and on. Nobody that can afford a Rockies ticket grew up w/ them. I do admire the Rockies fan in Denver though, and I pull for them more often than not, however I've got my problems w/ the hometown team. I do consider myself a baseball fan and enjoy watching the game, I can name the Rockies starting line-up and rotation without too much trouble. Fantasy baseball has even worked its way into my life the last few seasons, unlike fantasy football, I don't even have any money invested in my team. My fantasy baseball league is purely for fun. Unlike previous years, not one Rockie is on my team. I don't even really follow the Rockies boxscores. I've watched college baseball coverage more often than I watched the Rockies in the last 4 seasons. My family had tickets to opening day (an annual occurrence), and we chose to stay out at the bars rather than go to the game. If that doesn't pretty much sum it up, I'm not sure what does. I'll have another whole column on my disappointment in Rockies baseball at a later date.

Speaking of college baseball, I really wish CU would cut the crap and bring back baseball. If you've paid any attention to Nebraska's baseball program, you'd know that they routinely get all the best players from Colorado and around the Midwest. Of course their head coach is Mike Anderson, who went and played at UNC. When did we let Nebraska start having everything? How can a recruit look at CU and look at NU and make the decision to become a Husker? I just can't understand it. I guess if they are recruits for rifle, bowling, baseball, softball, or wrestling then Nebraska has a slight edge because they actually field teams for those sports.

The NCAA sux. Probation, really? Walk-ons / non scholarship players are on the team man, they're sacrificing more than any of the scholarship players and they gotta pay full price for their 'training table' meals when the on campus dining halls are open too? How's that for the almighty NCAA supporting teams and sportsmanship? At least the penalty wasn't paid to the NCAA and was donated. Is there a more overpaid jag-off than Miles Brand? You know it's amazing, when I was on scholarship I'd eat at the training table, and then go back and eat at the dining hall afterwards. The ol' double dip. Am I going to receive a bill in the mail from the tax exempt association that oversees the dining halls on the CU campus? Will CU have to donate more money because of that? Are the assoc. AD's at CU more honest than everywhere else? I gotta believe that much larger violations are occurring elsewhere, and that they'll go unpunished. When has CU caught a break? What's up w/ Ceal Barry reporting it (the right thing to do) in 2005, and the NCAA just getting around to putting us on probation now? We could have won just as many games without those couple of scholarships the last few years.

Our former teammate and 2 time All-Star Chancey Billups just opted out of his contract. Status = unrestricted. Sounds like the Pistons are gonna lock him up w/ another contract this summer. CB has been a great fit for Detroit and is the face of the franchise at this point.

You know it's amazing when ESPN is reporting on eating contests. Kobayashi is day to day w/ a jaw injury? And I saw his face on SportsCenter like 10 times on Monday, man we're hurting for sports news at this point aren't we. Football can't start soon enough. Once this site takes off, we're sponsoring a Bocce ball league and we're gonna run it May - Aug. and it's probably gonna make a few highlight reels. Consider yourselves warned.

How long will it be before the Broncos can go after Lance Briggs? I just don't think they've addressed the LB position enough after Al Wilson's departure. I'm gonna say between weeks 5-8. That is after San Diego, during the bye week, and all the way through the Pittsburgh game here. After Fast Willie Parker goes for 162 yards and 2 TD's I think that the Orange & Blue will be beggin' for a glimpse of previous years run defense. Who knows maybe they start talking about adding "Tank" Johnson to the d-line after that?

Elway Day. 07/07/07 this is Denver and the guy is a legend here, do we need another reason. Do yourself a favor and toast a couple to Johnny Elway next Saturday.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Who's the Best Team in the AL East? The Colorado Rockies.

Facts:

- The Rockies are in 4th place in the NL West.

- The Rockies record would put them in 2nd place in the AL East.

- 2007 team payrolls:
- Yankees - $189,639,045. (1)
- Red Sox - $143,026,214. (2)
- Orioles - $ 93,554,808. (10)
- Toronto - $ 81,942,800. (16)
- Rockies - $ 54,424,000. (25)
- Tampa Bay - $ 24,123,500. (30)

- The Rockies are 9-3 against the AL East, winning all four series. Including 2 of 3 from the Red Sox at Fenway, and a sweep of the Yankees.

I don't know East Coasters, but just by looking at these numbers, I'd say the Rox would easily win your division, and for 1/3 the cost in salary (although I wish that weren't the case, more on that tomorrow). And who says the best hitters are in the AL? Against the vaunted Red Sox and Yankees lineups, the Rockies have given up 10 runs in 6 games! That's an ERA of 1.67 against the baddest lineups in the land! A-Rod, Big Papi and the boys need to consider themselves lucky they don't play in the NL West. Three of the lowest 4 individual ERA's pitch in the NL West, and 4 out of the lowest 9 team ERA's are in the NL West (The Rox bring up the rear ranked at 15th in the MLB, but have a 3.24 team ERA since May 22nd). Consider that when looking at Matt Holliday .366 batting average.

So much for the National League being inferior to the American League.

Here's what Joe Torre has to say about the Rox:

"I don't want to see them again, how's that?"

Maybe we can pad our record a little more against Toronto this weekend before we get back to the real stuff.... Playing National League teams.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

State of the Rockies #8...the line for the bandwagon starts here

Hi Friends -

In case you haven't noticed, I am either a notorious liar about when I'm going to post a blog, or I'm just lazy. It's the latter. I swear.

I just watched OUR Colorado Rockies beat the Yankees for the second night in a row marking their 5th straight series win, and their ninth straight without losing. Read that last sentence again. NINE STRAIGHT.

Since Kaz Matsui returned from the DL (and no, I don't think that it's because of him, but it coincides with our low point of the season, 18-27) the Rox are 19-7. Son of a bitch, that is seriously cool.

I really can't stand Roger Bailey and Jeff Huson on the FSN team, but Bailey nailed it when he said, "The Rockies are the best team in baseball right now and that's hard to believe and hard to say!" Amen, brother. That's right, best team in baseball, folks.

If you are like so many Rockies fans in the area, like JT here at Colorado Homers, just let their past transgressions go and jump on board; this team is for real. I don't know if they're going to make the playoffs or not, but I think even the casual sports fan has to acknowledge that they're playing with a different set of testicles this season. How about Matt Holliday, think he's trying to impress some east coast all-star voters right now? Jeff Francis marched out to the hill tonight and dominated the vaunted Yankees line-up for 7 innings and struck out a career high, 9. That's stuff that the old Rox never did. Those kind of performances were reserved for Broncos and Avalanche players around these parts. And god bless Josh Fogg. What an effort.

For those of you that don't believe in team chemistry, you have to start to wonder when Fogg goes out and pitches his ass off for 7 big innings in game one of this series after beating Curt Schilling the other day and many purple pinstripes are following his lead. He is one of the most respected players in the Rox clubhouse, and he's a fifth starter.

You also have to love Ryan Spillborghs being on the team for good. I was a big supporter of Steve Finley in spring, but things have been much better with Spilly around.

I really, REALLY like this team. It's gonna be a fun summer on Blake Street. Knock on wood.


How about my top 10 prospects, you ask? Well, keeping things easily manageable for me, let's start with the list and we'll profile one at a time for nine blogs, starting now.

1. Dexter Fowler - CF
2. Ian Stewart - 3B?
3. Greg Reynolds - SRHP
4. Frankie Morales - SLHP
5. Ubaldo Jimenez - SRHP
6. Casey Weathers - Closer
7. Juan Morillo - RRHP
8. Brandon Hynick - SRHP
9. Chaz Roe - SRHP
10. Josh Newman - RLHP

I have no real method other than I combine what the player is currently doing in his season statistically, based on what I know about the guy from scouting reports, add in what his minor league career looks like, accounting for his age and combined with my own guess as to what kind of impact player he might be and...voila! My top 10 list of prospects.

Let's profile Josh Newman. Newman was a 19th round draft choice from Ohio State. He is also a relief pitcher but not one that profiles as a closer. So what, I like him anyway and he comes in at number 10. He's 25 years old and having a great year at Colorado Springs. He's 2-1 with a 3.72 ERA and has 30 K's vs. 13 walks in 29 innings this year.

Newman is tough on lefties and I think will be called up the next time the Rox need specific help for their bullpen. He is very tough to pick up and shows great command. He was an all-star last year with Tulsa setting games up for Manny Corpas and will likely fill that type of roll eventually in the big leagues.

Relief pitching is very important in the big leagues and I am loathe to pay people for these services. I think this is a position that should be addressed in every draft and a focus of the minor league organization. The failure rate on relievers with Newman's kind of consistency is pretty low and it is very cost conscious to constantly grow your own middle relief.

The Rockies have proven many things over the years, but the need for a good bullpen and solid middle relief is a staple.

Newman will see Coors Field no later than this year, likely as Tom Martin's replacement as a lefty specialist.

Peace.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Catching up on CU recruiting

Well it's been a while. But that's what happens when former teammates come to visit. And when it's someone of Charlie Melvin's stature and notoriety, all you can do is take a few days off work, let your family know that you love them, tell your liver to suck it up, and let loose. We probably could have greatly helped out the Commish over at Slushy Gutter with his summer drinking quest. But we don't know him, and stayed on the south side of Denver the whole time. Sorry Commish.

So I was out of contact with the sports world for several days and here's what I missed:

- The final Finals game was boring. A french dude won MVP. What has happened to the NBA when a foreigner wins MVP of the regular season, and a different foreigner wins Finals MVP? What is going on with American hoops? (I'm looking at you HS basketball coaches.) Is it too much to ask to teach the kids how to shoot a jump shot, correctly feed the post with a hook pass, or to get into triple threat position? Oh well. At least our guys can dunk better than theirs.

- The Rockies had another 4 game winning streak and even took the series on the road against the Red Sox. I'm telling you, we are going to be good enough to barely almost get in the playoffs this year! (I'm going to be the last one back on the Rockies bandwagon this season. I've just been let down too many times to completely believe. I love them, but sometimes I hate that I love them.)

- A dude from Argentina won the US Open. This seems physically impossible to me as I had always believed the contact between club and ball would automatically cause all Argentinians to flop.

Okay, so here's the main reason for my post. After perusing through the last few days of the CU recruiting message boards, it seems that recruit interest in CU is nearing an all-time low. In fact, one of our WR verbal commits (Chance Blackmon) de-committed last week, only to be begged back into a soft verbal. The problem was that after committing to us some bigger schools like Tennessee and Texas A&M developed interest and were able to talk him out of CU.

How could they do that you ask? It's simple.

They tell him that CU sucks.

This is the problem we are going to have with recruits until next season starts. The damage done by last year's 2-10 debacle of a season goes beyond our embarrassment as fans.

Coach Hawk can do an amazing job of selling recruits on the fact that we are building towards something special, that these kids can be a part of bringing CU back to national prominence, that they will play early and often and be a big factor in the process. It's all true. But then the next team can simply say "Why would you go to CU? They're terrible. Did you know that they were 2-10 last year and lost to a 1AA school?"

And it works.

How do you counter this? Hawk needs to land one huge recruit this off-season and that tactic will topple. Landing someone like Jon Major (who has CU in his top 10 list now, he is in the process of narrowing down his top 20) would help. Or even better would be Darrell Scott (#2 overall player in the nation according to Rivals, #1 RB) or Julio Jones (#3 overall player and #1 WR). Both are considering CU along with the top programs in the nation. By landing one of these three, other top players will look at CU with a more open mind. They would start thinking "If someone like Darrell Scott chose CU over Florida, USC and Texas than maybe I should consider them." It will only take one.

If Hawk can't pull that off in the off-season, than the start of next season will be absolutely crucial. We can't afford another down season. We HAVE to beat CSU. Beating ASU on the road would be huge. Pulling off the home win against Florida State on national TV would be absolutely enormous. Win 2 out of those 3, and being competitive in all of them, will be a lot of ammo to use against opposing recruiters who will tell kids to look at last year's record.

Personally, I'm a believer. We have interest from 10 players on Rivals top 100. We have a good '07 recruiting class and a year in Hawk's system. (By the way, have you heard how big Ryan Miller is now? He's up to 320 lbs and is about to grow out of his size 18 shoes! That man is going to be an animal for us for the next few years, so enjoy him!) Hawk is determined to rebuild our program. And as hard as it is for me to say this following last year's 2-10 disaster season, I'm extremely excited for football season to start. September 1st against CSU is going to tell us a lot about where our program is going.

Now if I could just find something to do for the next 6 weeks to keep me entertained.



**Update - Chance Blackmon has officially de-committed from the Buffs, citing distance from home as his reason. Whatever. Good riddance kid.

Friday, June 8, 2007

State of the Rockies #7…Down on OUR Farm

Hi Friends –

You are about to be taken into the deep underbelly of professional baseball – The Minor Leagues.

I have been discussing this column since the dawn of Colorado Homers, but I felt that I should finally write one with the emergence of my favorite Rockie, Troy Tulowitzki, and the first day of the draft yesterday.

Tulo, as I have mentioned many times in this space, is my favorite player on the roster right now, from top to bottom, and quite possibly of all-time. He is legitimately worthy of Jersey Purchase Consideration, which is saying something. I’m not big on owning jerseys and count only two in my collection. John Elway’s #7 (the orange one, of course) and a generic #1 Buffs jersey. I will probably replace my Buff jersey because I think the new uniforms are dynamite, and I think I will eventually buy a Tulo jersey. He is just way too much fun to watch as an avid baseball fan.

Regardless, let’s look at each level of the organization and discuss the best player and the biggest disappointment for each one, and then I’ll discuss our top pick and my favorite player from the draft’s first day.

Class Low A – Asheville Tourists

3B Geoff Strickland has been the standout down in North Carolina. He has been hitting .284/.392/.539 in Asheville and leads the team in OPS (on-base plus slugging). Strickland was a 7th round pick out of Florida Southern College, and is a lefty swinger. I love the 22 walks in 141 ABs – a good sign of plate discipline – and the .500+ slugging. It should be noted that he is a college guy and 23 years old, maybe a wee bit old for Low A. Also, it should be noted that Asheville is a GREAT place to hit for lefty sluggers, but he hasn’t benefited and most of his damage has been done on the road. Also, he is hitting .160 against RHP. All that said, I would say he is very unlikely to ever see Coors Field. I would grade him a C.

It’s all relative as the numbers in this organization are all decent, but I’d say the biggest disappointment is starting RHP Andrew Graham. He was a 21st Round selection last year out of UC Santa Barbara, so “disappointment” is a tough label. He also has 50 K’s in 54 IP vs. 16 walks, which are great peripherals. But his 6.52 ERA earns him this distinction. At 6’4’’ and power pitcher numbers, he probably has a shot in a bullpen someday. Also a C prospect.

Class High A – Modesto Nuts

The Nuts have the stupidest nickname in all of professional sports. They also have my favorite prospect in our whole system, CF Dexter Fowler. Mr. Fowler is only 21 and such a great athlete and sharp kid, that he could have played basketball at Harvard or gone to Miami on a full-ride for baseball. He’s gonna be stud, switch hitting CF, in the mold of Devon White. He has 30/30 written all over him, but needs to make the right adjustments at each level. He’s only hitting .263/.359/.390 with only two HRs, but has 18 SBs and only been caught 8 times. He’s legit and a definite B+/A- prospect. Should see Coors by 2010 at age of 24, maybe earlier.

OF Daniel Carte and RHP Chaz Roe tie for my biggest disappointments. I was really high on Roe, a second round pick out of highschool in Kentucky, and probably still should be. He’s not even 21 and playing in High A with a nasty curve ball. But he’s 1-7 with only 45 K’s in 69 IP and 38 walks. His ERA is below 4.00, though, and Roe should be a legit starter. I give him a B.

Carte is actually hitting now, with a .297/.332/.495 line and is a good defender, but doesn’t play CF with Fowler around. The thing that gets me for this highly touted slugger out of Winthrop is the 55 K’s in 182 ABs and only 3 (!) walks!!! That will not translate to success at the big league level. He’s only a C prospect and maybe never sees the bigs. If he does, it will be as a reserve OF - you can’t start with that plate discipline.

2B Eric Young, Jr. is also a disappointment, but steals bases like nobody’s business. He’s only hitting .250/.308/.350. Not gonna cut it being a marginal defender at 2B, famous Rockie father or not.

Class AA – Tulsa Drillers

There is a lot to like and not to like at Tulsa. Matt Miller, a pure hitting LF, has been the best player and even found some plate discipline with 19 walks in 189 ABs. He’s hitting .296/.371/.496 and was a .323 hitter in Modesto last year. Miller doesn’t do anything terribly well except get the bat on the ball and should probably have a nice career as a great 4th OF, like Jason Michaels or current Rockie Ryan Spilborghs. A nifty C+.

RHP Greg Reynolds, last year’s no. 1 draft pick of the Rox, has dominated the Texas League. He’s 4-1 with a 1.58 ERA and has 34 K’s vs. 8 walks in 45 IP. Greg will be called up in September to the big club this year and should compete for a spot in the rotation next spring. He’s 6’7’’, keeps the ball in the ballpark and is Stanford educated kind of smart. Really, he’s a right handed Jeff Francis. He’s an A.

LHP Franklin Morales, one of the top pitching prospects in all of baseball let alone in the Rox system, has struggled with command. The lefty with a 97 mph fastball has walked 21 vs. 37 K’s in 41 IP. Frankie is only 21 and will be a major factor at the top of the rotation for the Rox for many years, but this is disappointing, no matter how you look at. Still a legit A level prospect, and I predict he’ll be in Coors by September of 2008.

Class AAA – Colorado Springs Sky Sox

I have the benefit of actually having seen most of these players on my trip to Colorado Springs earlier this month. So here goes…

I really think 3B Ian Stewart is the biggest enigma in the whole organization right now. With Atkins struggling, the Rox brass has to be thinking that Stewart is the guy, again. He has long been considered the top prospect in the organization since being a first round pick out of high school in Garden Grove, CA. He was very disappointing last year in Tulsa, but they moved him up anyway, largely because they think the poor numbers were the result of a wrist injury two years ago. He is supposed to be healthy and some thought his future was in RF.

But Atkins has been a piece of poop this year, despite the recent hot streak. I think the Rox will shop Atkins this offseason, especially if they don’t make the playoffs, and the job will be Stewart’s to lose next spring.

He’s hitting .304/.374/.446. The power has come around recently and he has 18 extra-base hits. When I saw him, he largely looks limited at 3B defensively, much like Atkins. But his swing is something to see and he hit a monster double that made my three-year old son ask me what the noise was when it hit his bat. He’s got real power and he’ll be a great player for the Rox.

As far as disappointments go, Cory Sullivan has sucked an egg after being our regular CF last season with the big club. But nothing can touch RHP Ubaldo Jimenez and his 7.00+ ERA and 43 walks vs. 48 K’s. He has been nothing short of completely out of control and Dan O’Dowd even acknowledged that he should have been helping the big club by now. That one steams me more than anything else in the organization, including Atkins and Iannetta’s slow starts with the Rockies.

Draft

I can only pontificate on our first 5 picks, but I will tell you that I love the emphasis on the bullpen and I think RHP Casey Weathers is going to be a stud. I see Weathers finishing the season with Tulsa and making the bigs next year as our set-up man out of the pen. Brian Fuentes is as good as gone after this year to free agency, so we’ll probably go with Corpas as the new closer and Weathers the closer in training. It’s a bright future.

My personal favorite, though, is Lars Davis, a C from Illinois. He is only the 21st player in Big 10 history to hit .400, and he has good pop from the left side. He’s a strapping man of 6’3’’ and 205 lbs, and, of course, his name is Lars. We’ve never had a Lars and I think everyone should.

Next week, including some thoughts on the Rox in Baltimore and Boston, I’ll give you my overall top 10 prospects in the whole organization.

Peace.

Monday, June 4, 2007

You Know It's Amazing...3

You Know It's Amazing, a couple weeks ago, there was
a poll on AM950 The Fan's website, and I saw the voting results and just had to comment. Here is the question they asked: Which school has had the best basketball team in the past 10 years? The choices were the 4 division one schools in Colorado. Air Force, Colorado, CSU, and DU.

Air Force received 60% of the vote? Are you kidding me? Best team? That's one team in the last 10 years. Voters on that poll must have suffered from extremely short term memory. 100% of the vote should have gone to the 1997 CU BUFFALOES! And it isn't even close... It might be a close race for 2nd or 3rd, but sure as hell not first. Yes, I'm biased because I was a member of that team, but seriously there isn't another answer.

Look at the rosters, strength of schedule, conference, wins on the year, performance in the NCAA tournament, players who moved on to play professionally, if the teams were to have been frozen in time and were pitted against one another in a simulated video game, whatever. In every comparison Colorado comes out first, and I can't believe anyone would argue otherwise. Was this a topic of conversation on AM950 while I was out of town that week?

If I'm hosting a radio show I'd have to lobby for Third Person Thursdays. Forty deuce thinks tons of people would love to listen once a week to people talking in the 3rd person. Remember 'The Jimmy' from Seinfeld? Forty deuce thinks that a show like this might lead Forty Deuce to have split personalities. Forty Deuce just likes to think about an hour of 3rd person speakers honoring the great Rickey Henderson. Thank you Random Burrito for the Ricky Being Rickey section.

Waiting until Thursday to start the NBA Finals is moronic and appeared to be 'the' topic of discussion on this mornings sports talk radio shows. Well, that and Roger Clemens' groin. To me, the NBA Playoffs are not as good as they used to be. The time between games just kills my interest level, especially these days as my patience level has drastically eroded over time. And what used to be a 'hard' foul in the NBA a few years ago is now grounds for a game suspension. What the hell happened to toughness, perseverance, and even patience?

Ya Know, It's Amazing, 10-20 years ago you never heard phrases like fatigued groin, male depression, flagrant foul, Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), it is what it is, micro-fracture surgery, qb rating, pitch count, Olympic bronze medal in basketball, and all the rest. We also didn't have entertainers checking in and out of rehab like it was the Bellagio.

I'm here to tell ya, (if you didn't know it already) our society is officially soft. That doesn't mean that there aren't a few throwbacks living amongst the masses, but it does make me pretty sad.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Can the Nuggets get Kobe?

So Kobe wants out of LA.... or he doesn't.... or wait, yes he does. Nope. He doesn't. Whatever is going on there he is obviously unhappy and may have made things too awkward and difficult for him to stay in LA. If that's the case than the Kobe trade sweepstakes is about to begin. Everyone has been throwing in their opinions of what trade possibilities are out there. But their is only one possible location that concerns us Nuggets fans, so let's have a look at the possibility.

Can Kobe be a Nugget?

Here is a trade that Scott and Al from The Fan were talking about on the radio yesterday:

Nuggets trade Iverson, JR Smith, and K-Mart for Kobe and Lamar Odom.

First off, the salaries match up. Which is obviously the most important aspect to making any trade work. K-Mart makes $12.06 million, JR $1.38 million, and Iverson $17.18 mill. For the Lakers, Kobe makes $17.71 and Lamar Odom $12.34 million. One thing to remember is that Kobe has a no trade clause, which he can waive. But this clause says that any team Kobe is traded to has to pay him a $15 million signing bonus that won't count towards the salary cap. But still, $15 million ain't chump change.

So the salaries match up, but will it work?

LA would still have a superstar in Iverson and an exciting young player in JR Smith to keep the fans paying an average of $350 per ticket. I really don't think that the Lakers will make any kind of trade that doesn't involve at least one superstar player.

The Nuggets would get two All-Star players to replace an All-Star and a former All-Star. Granted, K-Mart is a far cry from his former All-Star caliber of play, but he is still a pretty big name. Plus, the Lakers would end up with JR Smith who has huge potential.

Denver fans have consistently booed Kobe since the alleged rape a few years back. I'm talking about every time he touches the ball he has been showered with boos. So would Denver fans accept his past transgressions? A forgive and forget for the sake of winning? Definitely.

Wait... actually, that booing statement is not completely true. Every single time the Lakers come to Denver there are always a couple thousand Lakers fans who have never been to LA in their lives, who are wearing Kobe jerseys and go bananas every time Kobe does even the littlest thing... like dribbling the ball between his legs. "Holy shit bud!! Did you see that move by Kobe!" they will scream. Kobe would be huge here.

So maybe Kobe could work out in Denver. Let's have a look at the lineups:

Starting Fives:

Nuggets:

PG - Steve Blake
SG - Kobe
SF - Melo
PF - Lamar Odom
C - Nene / Marcus Camby

Lakers:

PG - AI
SG - JR Smith
SF - Luke Walton
PF - K-Mart
C - Kwame Brown

Looks pretty lopsided now doesn't it? Jesus! If the Nuggets managed to make this trade, we could potentially be one of the greatest dynasties of all-time, and we will have pulled off the greatest trade steal of all time. You've got 4 or 5 possible All-Stars every season on the same team! It would be glorious!! One problem though.... It will never happen. Don't get me wrong, I wish it would, but there is no way the Lakers are going for this. Look at their starting 5 after this trade, they aren't improving much if at all. Why would you trade a player like Kobe Bryant and not make your team better? Not gonna happen.

We're going to chalk this one up to another bout of stupidity over at AM950. Kind of like the time that Irv Brown thought that the CU hoops squad should just get Larry Brown to be the coach. His rationality was "He loves Boulder!". Yep. That'll get him here Irv. Maybe you should go back to yelling at the TV again while on-air, or tell us again about some guy who played for Wheat Ridge HS in 1957. I love Irv and Joe, but sometimes I wonder what they put in the weed over there because it must be outstanding.

Not to worry though Nuggets fans, I think our team has a pretty bright future with the current lineup. Trade or no trade I think we will be in the title hunt next season.


Some quick hits from around Colorado:

- Maybe I was a bit premature in calling the Rockies season a few weeks ago. With a seven game win streak going they have managed to climb out of the cellar. I feel confident that they will now do just enough to make us believe that they might have the potential to be a playoff team. Just enough to make sure that the Monforts don't have to spend any money in free agency this off-season, or won't sell the team. Just enough to ensure several more seasons of mediocrity.

- We all know about David Kircus passing Shanny's breathalyzer test to stay on the team. Good for Kircus. I hope he makes the team this season. Because he's either telling the truth, or his ability to lie is rivaled by only Catherine Trammell

- Dan Graham's addition to the Broncos is exciting for me on a few levels. 1.) He's good. 2.) He's a former Buff. 3.) He's my boy. But it makes me wonder what Shannahan will do with Tony Scheffler. Scheffler was Cutler's favorite target and best friend from last year's team and has seemingly been demoted. I figure with the questions at WR and our love of the running game that we will see a lot of 2 TE sets next season that feature passing over running plays.

- Lastly, Chatfield HS alum Lendale White forgot to come back to training camp the other day leaving coach Jeff Fisher just a little bit peeved. Here's what Fisher said:

"Everybody else managed to make it back," Fisher said. "He didn't, so I don't know, I guess he had things that are more important to him than what we're doing."

and...

"I've been on record with being disappointed with him right now," Fisher said. "I hope to have him back on the practice field Thursday. But again, everybody else was here, he wasn't. I'm anxious to hear what kind of excuse he has."

Wow.

I'll never understand what goes on in the minds of some athletes. With Travis Henry coming to the Broncos, the Titans basically handed the keys to Lendale White as their #1 RB. Then he reports to camp earlier in the off season at a whopping 260lbs. So the Titans use a 2nd round pick on a Chris Henry, a kid who didn't really play at Arizona but was the star of the combine. So what does Lendale do when he has a little competition? He shows up a couple DAYS late to camp, while his eager rookie replacement is busy wowing the coaching staff. I hope Lendale gets his shit together before the season starts because he has all the potential in the world to be a great running back in the NFL.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

State of the Rockies #6...Some Things Best Left Unsaid

Hi Friends,

Welcome back to me. Where have I been? None of your damn business. Actually, I was trying to catch up at work (writing for Colorado Homers pays little, believe it or not) and dealing with my daughter falling down the stairs. Good times, all around. She's fine, her mother and father felt terrible, and life will be fine over at work.

Let's get up to speed.

First off, I watched a C. Springs Sky Sox game a little over two weeks ago and I will follow up this State of the Rockies with the first "Down on the Farm" tomorrow. Whilst on vacation and travelling the beautiful state of Colorado (where else would a Colorado Homer go for vacation?), I didn't read a newspaper or watch TV for six whole days. When I arrived in Grand Junction and took a look at what the hometown nine were up to, I saw that we dropped 2 of 3 to the lower than lowly Royals and were roughly 10 games below .500. Fantastic.

I started fuming from the ears and writing phantom blog columns in my head about how I couldn't do it anymore. I not only couldn't write a story about these shitheads anymore, I wasn't sure I was even going to pretend to be a fan anymore.

Harkening back to the glory days of the Denver Nuggets in the 90's, I began formulating a plan for adopting a new "favorite" baseball team. This was a practice that Homer JT, Homer Wade, and myself would use to tame our basketball-less souls in the midst of a tough 13 year stretch for the Nuggets. My adopted team was the Minnesota T-Wolves with Marbury and Garnett. It made me fell dirty and I really didn't want to have to go down that road again.

But then I decided not to write anything and just listen for awhile.

First, there was the proverbial drivel written by hack columnists in both rags. Second came that ever educated letter to the editor from Rockie Fan that begs you not to spend money on the low life Monforts so that they will ultimately have to sell the team or move the franchise. And even Sandy and Moser started to get into it on AM 950, begging Charlie or Dick to come on the The Sports Guys show.

The PR geniuses on Blake Street did nothing. As usual. Silence fell upon the Mile High City from all of the Rockies brass other than Hurdle and O'Dowd who were falling over each other to graciously accept blame for the poor play.

Following their lead, I sat back and waited for something resembling an intelligent opinion to be written. Then something funny happened...

Our baseball team that likes to impersonate a weekend hacker on the golf course started to put it together. All aspects of the game started to be executed in unison and we started winning. A lot. As of this writing, that would be six times in a row they have won. They've won with offense, with pitching, and they've come from behind for wins. They've done it in regulation and in extra innings. God bless 'em! They're shooting in the 70s!

In fact, I get a weird feeling watching them now and I expect them to win.

In regards to the retarded columnists in this town, finally Dave Krieger and Troy Renck wrote great pieces this past 1/2 week. Krieger - who is the only writer on God's green Earth that the Monforts talk to - discussed ownership's perspective while Renck touched on Team President McGregor's disappointment and the changing of Hurdle's attitude. Krieger, incidently, is fast becoming the only writer worth a damn in all of Denver. Renck is OK when he is at his best, but failed to mention that McGregor being a former CSU Lamb is probably the reason the club is so poorly run. Buh-dump-bump. Thank you folks, I'll be here all week.

So what do I think? I'm flattered you asked...

I already said that the lineup was good enough and now that Kaz is back, it seems much more 3-Dimensional. I still would like to see Ubaldo Jimenez with the big club sooner rather than later, but Buchholz has looked dynamite during the streak and the pitching has been phenomenal. The bullpen is healthy but could still stand one more arm.

Hurdle is still a bad manager and definitely not right for the job anymore, change in attitude or no. This streak, based on the front office's past, should earn him a lifetime contract. It's too bad, too, because I was hoping we were going to beat the Yankees to Joe Girardi.

Either way, it's nice to feel good about the Purple Pinstripes again. Just in time for the start of summer.

Other than that, this fan is sticking to his 86 win prediction and sticking with his favorite baseball team.

Go Rox!

Peace.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

A few rants

Just a few thoughts before I head out to that big, beautiful, blonde haired, fake-breasted capital of the world Los Angeles for the rest of the week.....

- Is it too early to call the season?

I know that Brainz won't be too excited about me saying this, but I feel pretty confident that we can eliminate the Rockies from the playoffs now. Some might say it's too early to make that call, but I give you the evidence of recent play to back my opinion, and I'm not sure which of these is worse:

- On Sunday the Rox were bested by the San Francisco Giants in a tightly fought match by the trifle score of 15-2.... at home. They managed to allow every player in the Giants nine to get a hit, including the pitcher. Four players had 3 or more hits, six had at least two, and the topper was a young lad by the name of Fred Lewis who managed five hits and hit for the cycle in just his 16th major league game. The player of the game for the Rox had to be reliever Denny Bautista who gave up 6 runs and 7 hits in just 1/3 of an inning.

- Yesterday (at home again) our Purple Cladded Warriors managed a lonely one hit in six innings against The Big Johnson. They ended the game with 3 hits and 0 runs for another embarrassing loss.

So here is my question; When are we going to give up on the humidor? Now, I have never been accused of being a baseball purist by any means, but I miss the games when we used to win, or lose, by scores of 17-13. The games when you would see nine home runs per game, back when we had the Blake Street Bombers out there going for 40 HR's each per season. Sure, we would get made fun of for our poor pitching, and people would claim that the altitude helped us hit homeruns, but who cared? It was entertaining, and we actually finished over .500 three straight seasons back then. We were even the "Wild Card Champions" once, there used to be a banner on the wall and everything. I can barely remember what it felt like to win, it was so long ago. But back then we had an identity. Now, we are the just the same, if not worse, than the majority of the rest of the league, and no one talks about us anymore. You know what? If the Rockies were a Hollywood starlet, they would be Mena Suvari. Some people think she's hot, others don't, but most just forget she's alive.

- Artest to the Nuggets?

I've been hearing this rumor floating around lately and I'm not really a big fan of it. I'm not sure how much validity there is to this thing, but here are my reasons for taking a pass on it:

1.) It doesn't actually seem possible to do without including Marcus Camby. Artest is scheduled to make $15 million over the next two seasons. Since we are already above the luxury tax threshold we would have to give up someone with more salary than Artest to make it happen. I doubt the Kings would take K-Mart, so we'd have to give up Camby. That's a pretty big step down for us. We could try to get their first round pick also (a top 10 pick) but none of this addresses our most pressing need, a shooter.

2.) Putting Artest, Melo, JR, and K-Mart on the same team is a ticking time bomb. I imagine Nuggets games would resemble the first half of the Gaurds vs. Convicts game on The Longest Yard. Speaking of that movie, here's a little fun Colorado fact. Former Buff WR Darrin Chiaverini played for the Guards in the film.

3.) Artest is a team cancer on a level that T.O. could only dream of. How many teams can one man absolutely destroy? The Pacers were a favorite to win the East when he started the Palace Brawl. The Kings were a perennial playoff team in the West until he arrived on the scene. Now we are (allegedly) considering bringing him to the Nuggets. No thanks Ronnie.

- Camby to play for Team USA?

It appears that an invitation has been offered to Marcus Camby to play for Team USA this summer and in the 2008 Olympics. My first thought on hearing this was that it was pretty cool that two Denver Nuggets could be playing for Team USA this summer, then I thought it was pretty depressing that we couldn't get out of the first round with two members of the Olympic team on our roster. Then I thought this is one of the most insanely idiotic ideas Camby could have. We celebrated this season that he managed to play 70 games. He's played 60 or more games in only 6 of his 11 seasons in the league. We need him to rest his body for next year. That said, the international game isn't as physical as the NBA, and he could be a good fit for the international style of play for big men. I guess I'm saying it would be a good thing for both Team USA and us Nuggets fans for him to play, as long as it's not at the expense of his health next season.

I'm out like Amaechi sports fans.... I'll try to update from LA later this week.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

The State of the Rockies #5...SSDD, Brother

Hi Friends,

Indeed, we are in the middle of the Same Shit Different Day period for our beloved Rox. Since the last writing, they handled the Reds with ease and had a shot at taking two straight series on the road, but snatched away defeat from the jaws of victory again.

I mentioned in the first SOR of the year that, as much as I didn't dislike Hurdle as the rest of the Rox faithful, I do think he manages like he's constantly reading a book about managing a baseball team. I also said that I thought the team should put Taylor Buchholz back in the bullpen. I did not say, however, that if the young Mr. Buchholz is tossing a 4-hit shutout, that we probably need to point down the bullpen and go for our newly appointed "7th Inning Guy", Denny Bautista.

I'm sure that it didn't surprise any of you that Bautista came out with gasoline doused baseballs and proceeded to disintegrate on the mound and blow our shot at a 2-0 lead in the series against the Cardinals. Needless to say, we go on to get pounded in game three and arrive back in Denver at 14-20, still 6 games below .500.

Last night was quite different. It would be nice to get starts like that from Cookie every night and get contributions across the board from the great athletes on this team. My favorite part was the minor scuffle at home plate between Tulo and Ginats pitcher Noah Lowery. It didn't turn into anything, but it could be worth watching. The Rox and Giants have a nice history with each other of bean balls and nasty tempers. With three games remaining in this series, we'll be keeping close tabs.

I am getting ready to go on vacation with the family for a week and will not be posting any blogs. Part of my vacation will involve catching a Colorado Springs Sky Sox game and I also intend to have a full "Down on the Farm" type report upon my return.

In the meantime, Homer JT and Homer Forty Deuce will hold down the fort.

Peace.

Friday, May 4, 2007

The State of the Rockies #4...back to Homerville

Hi Friends,

Luckily for me, and perhaps for all of you, the droves of Colorado Homers that will soon read our blogs with regularity (count yourselves as the lucky few that were onboard early) are still in the process of forming. My last State of the Rockies was very unhomer-like following the Nugs loss and another disappointing effort by the Boys in Purple. I certainly will not guarantee that this type of venomous tirade (yes, that counts as venomous for me) will not occur again, but we’ll keep it to a minimum. Or at least to when several teams lose at the same time. Just wait until football season and the Buffs and Broncos lose on the same weekend, loads of fun around here!

Of course, that won’t be possible when the Donks run the table.

Onward…

As of this writing, we sit in the our very comfortable spot of last place in the NL West. 11-17 is the number which works out to be roughly 64-98 regular season effort. Not good and certainly not close to my fabled 86 win prediction. So, dear reader and loyal Rockie fan, what must be done? Well, for starters, most sabrmetricians (those who study baseball statistics) would tell you that if your roster was good enough to be your roster on April 1st, it is still good enough on May 1st. Or May 4th for that matter. Small sample sizes are the scourge of any good statistician. So knee-jerk roster decisions are not a good idea, yet there has been a very active shuttle between the bullpen at Coors Field and Colorado Springs all season.

So where does that leave us? Uhhh, I’m not sure. And that’s what’s so troubling. I will stand by my prediction on this team. You would expect Holliday and Helton to cool off a little, but most of the hitters have underperformed badly. Francis settled down two nights ago with a great start and rumor has it that the young and talented right arm of Ubaldo Jimenez is ready to slot into the rotation for Taylor Buchholz until Rigo is back from the injury. The bullpen is a totally different story and in absolute shambles right now. Even the fiery Manny Corpas (my wife hates it when I say his name with a voracious Latin accent) blew a hold the other night in San Francisco.

So that’s what I would do. Put Buchholz back into long relief. See if you can get some decent innings out of Zach McClellan and Alberto Arias and Tom Martin until something settles around Corpas in the 8th and Fuentes in the 9th and Ramon Ramirez returns from the DL (deep breath). Also, bring up Ubaldo and plug him in the 5th spot of the rotation and give the kid some starts.

Lineup-wise, I like Holliday in the 3-hole and Helton has been great hitting clean-up. Atkins and Hawpe need to find their hitting shoes (and bats, while they’re at it) and get to rakin’. Sweet Willy is settling in to be exactly what we paid for, about a .280 hitter that’s dangerous on the base paths. If he can get that OBP up to .350ish, we’re cooking with gas from the lead-off spot. I love the move to put Tulo (heretofore, Homer Brainz’ favorite new player) in the 2-hole. He can hold that down until Kaz comes back. Hell, maybe he stays there and you move Willy to the 8-hole with Kaz hitting lead-off. Actually, that’s exactly what I’d do. Jamey Carroll, in my opinion, is the perfect 8-hole hitter right now, anyway. Iannetta just needs time. He has proven himself at every stop and has a dynamite (DYNAMITE! I say,) eye at the plate.

So here’s my lineup pre-Kaz:

CF Willy
SS Tulo
LF Holliday
1B Helton
3B Atkins
RF Hawpe/Baker (yes, start the strict platoon. Right now)
C Iannetta
2B Carroll

And upon Kazuo’s return:

2B Kaz
SS Tulo
LF Holliday
1B Helton
3B Atkins
RF Hawpe/Baker
C Iannetta
CF Willy

Outside of those small tweaks and outright releasing LaTroy Hawkins, I would leave things basically the same. And that brings me back to the troubling thing.

Baseball, like football, has three distinct, moving parts. Starting Pitching/Defense. Hitting. Bullpen/Defense. Again, like football, if these parts aren’t in some kind of symbiotic relationship, two shaky parts will kill a great part. And one really shitty part can destroy two average parts. As a fan, it is downright maddening.

If you play golf, you know the exact feeling. How many times have you told your buddy, “I’m great tee to green, but I can’t putt to save my ass.” That’s our Rox right now. They’re nothing more than a weekend hacker that can only get one or maybe two of the pieces of the game going at the same time.

And I guess that a real manager could fix those things. Maybe we could ask Tony LaRussa or Joe Torre about that?

The SABR Corner with Brainz:

Every now and again, I will give you one of my little shortcuts to using Statistical Analysis in a reasonable way that doesn’t require you to be a mathematician. My first effort is one that I learned from old Baseball Prospectus writer Derek Zumsteg years ago. It involves walks and on-base percentage. A reasonable expectation of a “good” hitter is one walk per ten plate appearances. So, over the course of the season, we’d like to see 66 walks for 600 at-bats. If you’re getting that 1 per 10 ratio in place, it almost always ends up that a players OBP is 70 points higher than their batting average. It’s a weird statistical oddity, but you can do the math easily, backwards and forwards. So, again, going back to my Willy example from earlier, if Willy hits .280, his OBP better be .350 or he ain’t getting the job done. Simple, right? We’ll have other silly tips all year.

Peace.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

The State of the Rockies #3...and Random Notes

Hi Friends,

Some Random thoughts while punching myself in the face after the Nuggets loss in Game 4 tonight...

First off, I'm not going to pretend to be an expert on this, but I can tell you how I feel has a major homer Nuggets fan tonight. The Spurs and their little act are tired. I know, we can't beat them and they're so superior and they prove every night what it's like to be a champion. Bull shit. They're a bunch of whiny bitches and I'm sick of Robert Horry making big shots and I'm tired of every player on the Spurs. So there.

Real-life exchange of Text Messages this evening:

Brainz to JT: Fuck!

JT to Brainz: Horry will die from Syphilis. I hate all the Spurs.

Second, I can't take much more heart break right now as a sports fan. I keep trying to tell myself that the Bronco's off-season has been a huge success...and that's about it. Just for the pleasure of the reading audience, in addition to my heart and soul being at stake every evening that the Rox take the hill, I also have a few hundred dollars on the line with a few of the honchos around my office. All of them happy to take my sucker bet of the Rox winning 81 games or being less than 13 games behind the Mets. It's going to be a long baseball season.

I've decided that I'm not going to take a pre-season like look at the remaining pieces of the Rockies roster as the bullpen has already seen a massive shake-up and most of the faces are new. Besides that, it just doesn't sound fun to do.

Throughout the year, I'll put together evaluations on how the Rockies are doing statistically and subjectively from homer-ville.

Tonight, however, just a lot of grouchy writing.

I've had it with Clint Hurdle. I'm ready for something new with this franchise and I think a kick in the nuts like firing the manager might be the right move. I dislike Hurdle but I don't loathe him as many of my compatriots do. As a tactician, he's a doof. I recently just purchased my copy of Baseball Prospectus 2007 (very late this year, I know, lots of things going on. If you don't have Baseball Prospectus's annual book, get it) and I am happy to point out that Clint Hurdle has cost us just shy of 10 wins over the last three years due to his inefficiencies. Other than that, however, I believe Hurdle lacks the ability to light fires under the rear-end's of most on this young roster and a Joe Girardi-type would be ideal.

I've also had it with people writing in to the local rags here and starting their rants off with "I'm as a big a baseball fan as anybody, but I just refuse to watch these Rockies until we get new ownership." If you don't like baseball, or the relevance of the sport has past you by, or maybe you dislike all of the scandal associated with the sport, that's all fine. Just don't preface your statement with "I'm as a big a baseball fan as anybody"... No, you're not. I am. I put up with this disaster of a franchise everyday of the season and all off-season. And I'm pissed with ownership, with the manager, the players, and sometimes the GM. But I WILL NEVER STOP WATCHING. Because I'm a homer.

CU Recruiting Tidbit...

According to Rivals, Chance Blackmon, a WR from Texas has committed to CU as of a couple of days ago. Blackmon is one of the top receivers in Texas and is rated a 4* with Scout (Rivals rating is pending). This is another little gem to start the year off. For those keeping track, we've already landed the top JUCO WR this cycle, Corey Surrency, and now Blackmon.

Also making rumblings is local kid Joe Harris out of GW, being recruited as an "Athlete" that will likely play LB. He is a major lean to CU right now and figures to end up a solid 3* recruit.

That's one 5*, one 4*, and one 3*. Just chipping away, a little at a time.

By the way, if you're a buff fan, they don't come much better than Andrew Friedman and Adam Munsterteiger over at BuffStampede.com (Rivals). Yes, you might think it's kind of dorky to be into College Football recruiting. But if you want to make that leap, I recommend you start with their site first.

Cheers to "Wait 'til Next Year!" and another day...

Peace.